JB’s fabulous split + Mark’s reaction (x)
imagine being in ravenclaw and going back to your common room stumbling drunk in the middle of the night after a magical night of partying and having to answer a fucking riddle in order to get in your own goddamn bedroom
"what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries"
"your mom eeyyyyyyy"
This is why Ravenclaws need wingmen. So instead of having a designated driver, they have a designated riddle-answerer.
Rooster Teeth Meme: 1/4 Quotes
➛We were standing at the top of the stairs. I don’t know why he decided to say this, but he did. But he called me something. I don’t know what it was and at that point I was like “Well, ENJOY DEATH.” And I just shoved him down the stairs and he fell all the way down. He starts crying. I can hear my parents dropping things in the kitchen and coming. And I’m like “oh no, I’m going to get in trouble for pushing my brother down the stairs. However, I won’t get in trouble if we’re both injured.” So I threw myself down the stairs and pretended to be really hurt. (x)
I think my brother needs to learn that just because he thinks something’s not loud doesn’t mean it’s not actually loud
that one celebrity crush that is both the cutest person you have ever seen but also the sexiest motherfucker on the planet
Chansung will eat all your food.